Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

hand artist

A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)

Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.

by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Artist :)

The kindest and most considerate boy you’ll ever meet, he has big hands and soft fluffy hair. Artist has lovely coffee-coloured skin that's just as yummy to kiss and beautiful brown hair to match. His nose is round and adorable and excellent for booping, and his eyes beam at you when he smiles. His lips are delicate and smooth and his grin makes butterflies erupt in your stomach, with a gap in the middle of his front teeth. When he smiles his curled eyelashes are shown off and he squints and giggles and makes you want to laugh with him. He's easy to talk to and you perpetually feel protected with him in the area. Artist's hugs are tender and cuddly and you'll never hope to let him go. He likes playing video games and watching movies with you, he's up for any activity as long as it's with his favourite person. He's just a big cute teddy bear and deserves all of the kisses in the whole world. :)

Artist :) is so adorable, I wish he was mine.

Definition: the name of the prettiest boy to live.

by aceaceace13 March 8, 2021

pocket artist

befriending an artist/editor etc. so they will make free art for you

“don’t befriend *insert name*. they just pocket artists to draw their oc”

by skidicls February 6, 2020

pickup artist manlet

The abominable pickup artist manlet (a subhumanly stunted male shorter than 5ft10) is an exceptionally delusional, pea-brained low IQ manlet, even by manlet standards, because he has injudiciously chosen to invest all of his girlishly giddy energy into the frivolous pursuit of the exact group of people who despise and loathe manlet boys the most - the universality of womankind. Afflicted by indescribably immense levels of manlet cope, manlet mathematics, guy height and small man syndrome, the pint-sized, peewee pipsqueak pickup artist manlet can often be detected lying unconscious outside of bars and restaurants while wearing 9 inch high heels and an Oompa Loompa costume after another one of his childish mental midget seduction techniques of peacocking and negging unsurprisingly went awry yet again, hanging around in front of nightclubs while desperately offering to give all of the manmore bouncers standing blowjobs if they will only agree to let him drink out of an unflushed toilet in the women's bathroom and fearfully hopping around on the sidewalks of red-light districts while trying not to get stepped on and squashed as the diminutive and deranged turbo-manlet frantically attempts to peak up the skirts of all of the disgusted women that cross his precariously petite path. Short people got nobody. Manlets, when will they learn?

Pickup artist manlet: Wow, that ass must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that! Hannah: You can fuck right off, you grotesquely gnomish pickup artist manlet! Choke on your dwarfish manletspeak and go posture check yourself, while I'll go have hot sex with my 6ft7 tall magnificent manmore boyfriend, you utterly insignificant, petite and effeminate, stunted little sissy fairy manlet abomination! Completely and utterly manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator September 30, 2024

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025