half squidy

very very moist
you was half squidy
by eliburg098@gmail.com March 29, 2016
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half bitch

When someone is being a bitch but not a complete bitch so there for he or she is classified as a half bitch
Dawg he’s not really being a bitch he’s just being a half bitch you know?
by Assbite69 November 11, 2018
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Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy
Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...
by furgledurg9000 February 28, 2019
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half-chug

When your friends are ready to move on to the next bar, but you just ordered a full beer, don't want to waste it, and want to finish it without looking like an alcoholic.
I'll have to meet you guys at the next place. I just ordered a beer.

Just do a couple half-chugs. We'll wait.
by Klsquared November 28, 2015
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half a snack

Someone who is only a little attractive at that time
Wow Jenny you only look like half a snack today... It rough!
by Thegirlnextdoor06 May 15, 2018
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Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.
A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche
by Spandex Unicorn October 12, 2008
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz February 20, 2011
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