alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 6, 2020

Alyssa V

Hottest potato out there.

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)

by Evan Salter April 24, 2020

alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars

alyssa sloan ate all our food

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.

Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her

by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019

travis and alyssa

Two people who is to far in love that everytime we kiss some kid in Africa finds water for his village..

For 10¢ a day you can Travis and Alyssa a kid on the other side of the world.

by Dig Baddy deR December 25, 2016

James and Alyssa

The next Bonnie and Clyde. They have a star crossed lovers kind of relationship so its not her fault, its just that there are other stars who are working against their relationship. He's only puts into action for the moment so he's not good for someone who was born in September. He should or should not be embarassed for a lot of things . But girls have to understand that this year, Alyssa and James(along with their Dads) will be living out Gods promise that they will become the most richest family on earth. No one will ever imitate them for they are beautiful for each other making and soon will rival pretty much every other couple from the Zodiac

James and Alyssa will come out as the next Bonnie and Clyde.

by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

alyssa and hope

One of the cutest couples i know. They make eachother laugh. Hope cares about Alyssa with all her heart. Nobody will ever change hopes mind Alyssa is the one. Alyssa is truly in love with the way hope acts and Alyssa just loves her so much. They do fight about dumb things and cry alot that's because they love eachother more than words can describe.

Alyssa and Hope are very cute!

by Easygzay101 May 15, 2018