sexually philanthropic

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

sexual independent

An aontonamus way of stimulating yourself sexually

I dont need to have sex with anyone beacause i am a sexual independent.

by monkeyanimalss January 31, 2016

Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.

Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual

by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.

“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks”

by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016