Major Asshole

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site

I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

by MissSaikou September 16, 2023

《¤》Major《¤》League《¤》Baseballs《¤》Are《¤》Back《¤》Smack《¤》Pelletieru《¤》

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《¤》Major《¤》League《¤》Baseballs《¤》Are《¤》Back《¤》Smack《¤》Pelletieru《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

Ronan majoring

Doing something that is not gay at all

What happened at band camp was just a bit of fun, a little ronan majoring...not gay

by Naughty Wilbo July 28, 2025

non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.

Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.

by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015

Major anger issues

Always gets mad.
easily.

"you have major anger issues..."

by xheluvsshanx October 28, 2023