Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.
God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020
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Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022
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kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
kobe is really nice!
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022
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Kobe Bryant

He was a great basketball player for the LA lakers. He recently died in a helicopter crash with his daughter.
by @Maddison1224 January 31, 2020
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For Kobe

When you throw something and say for Kobe you are honoring him in your shot.
Yelling it also increases your aim
*Holding a piece of trash*
*Aims for the trash can*
FOR KOBE! *throws the paper*
*paper lands in the can*
by The_lord_Cthulhu January 30, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
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