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Sniper jizz

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
by chupe13 July 7, 2010
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cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
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Jizz Kitty

After blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen.
"After shooting my load in Chrissy, I went down her and became her jizz kitty."
by theangrybeard August 16, 2014
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jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
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Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
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Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.
Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!
by Jachze February 23, 2010
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