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Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!
Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Carson caging

The act of slurping an anus like a vacuum cleaner.
Inspired by sir Carson Cage.
Carson cage had a fascination with the human body and its taboo aspects. He developed a taste for a specific bodily fluid, leading him to engage in certain activities. His actions were met with shock and disapproval from society, but he saw it as a way to challenge societal norms and explore human intimacy. He considered himself a hero, while the city saw an ass munching monster.
Oh man he tried Carson Caging me last night
by Justthefactswithk January 6, 2025
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Carson

Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.
Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!
by urmom_101 January 1, 2022
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carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.
Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!
by Bignoosa September 23, 2023
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Carson

A girl who loves to dance and twerk. She loves Dubsmash videos with freinds
by liljje April 4, 2019
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Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff
If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson
by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019
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Carson

Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.
My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God
by Amor Henderson November 5, 2021
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