Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

Kelby Woods

A Sexy boy who can tell you Pokémon’s name as long as there’s a picture

Bro what up Kelby woods

by SneakySnake311 November 7, 2021

Tom Woods

The best historian, economist, and all around good guy, though his podcast is a very failed one

"Did you see Tom Woods newest Video on The revolutionary war"
"Yeah man it was one of the best

by Fary failed comedian August 26, 2021

wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.

“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”

by zzeeexx November 24, 2021

Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual

“He’s such a ben woods”

by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022

Stuttgart Whoopsie

When you’ve had a massive night on the piss in Stuttgart, a McBreakfast, and then you suddenly experience a reversal of fortune, resulting in having to put your head in a bin while the world spins and you hurl.

After a huge bender, Erik was unfortunate enough to experience a Stuttgart Whoopsie.

by anonymous February 26, 2022

my woods long

basically saying that your dick is big

yo my WOODS LONG

by nourzi April 3, 2022