window hole

The opposite of a doorknob. Doorknobs are unique, interesting people. Window holes are predictable, clone-ish, and freaks. Mostly freshman.

Those people are such window holes!!! Oh my Cedric!

by RatBob July 24, 2006

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window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping

Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me

by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011

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Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz

"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz

by xDin2016 April 7, 2022

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Wank Window

A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.

Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.

Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.

by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012

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