Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.
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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.
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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.
by 【はい、わたしはよしき】 October 20, 2008
Get the Reject Whalemug. When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".
Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.
Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.
Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.
by wDawks May 12, 2018
Get the Whale songsmug. 
A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".
So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.
by Thom Burney November 25, 2007
Get the tanking the whalemug. "Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"
"Fucken lit prime whalin"
"Fucken lit prime whalin"
by NilosGames May 19, 2018
Get the Prime Whalemug. -adjective
1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.
2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.
3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.
4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.
The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.
2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.
3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.
4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.
The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."
2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."
3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."
4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."
3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."
4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
by Kakapo March 26, 2009
Get the Whale punchermug. A girl or guy of especially large size in terms of weight. Pretty much a really fat person; so fat that they resemble whales & or planets.
"That chick Carly is so fat!" - Guy #1
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2
by Donny Ca$h December 3, 2010
Get the Whale Planetmug.