winetard

Someone who lacks the sophistication regarding the protocol of going to a wine tasting event or sampling wine at a restaurant.

Kevin McDermott was such a winetard at the wine-tasting party, he'll just drink straight from the bottle.

by rustygardner November 26, 2007

Weiness Fight

A bumping of the loose skin on your elbow while screaming " WEINESS FIGHT!"

Wanna weiness fight?

by UhhhhDinosaurs. February 21, 2011

Weinercopters

The act of taking one's penis and swinging it around in circles to resemble the blades of a helicopter.

I hate it when my weinercopters wipe out cities.

by mwil September 25, 2010

weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

Weinsteining

When you're being a bit creepy at work and it turns sexual, based on Weinstein.

Woman 1: Did you see how Harvey was being today?
Woman 2: He was totally Weinsteining you!

by TheBadBassist May 8, 2018

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

poop weiner

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.

Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.

by J U N K May 28, 2006