Weenie

1: A male Penis
2: A derogatory term for a person who is afraid of lots of things

1: Douchbag: Hay Gurl, wanna see my weenie?

Librarian: get lost fuck boy!

2: Guy 1: I don't think this is a good idea guys.
Guy 2: Don't be a Weenie!

by FalloutNewShootist April 10, 2016

Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

Chocolate weenie

A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.

Hey Jan, wanna go out for chocolate weenies?

by JohnnyBlueberryTree March 6, 2016

kermy weeny

a girl who smells like beef curry and looks like a turtle

and slays the day

is that curry? dang r u kermy weeny?

by slaythedayyy April 25, 2024

Weenie

A term usually used to describe a weak male that is a complete pussy, and acts like a little bitch. If this guy found himself in prison he would get his stuff taken from him, would get beat up, and most likely get turned out by a Booty Bandit, but in the free world his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship, and he probably likes shit in and around his asshole.

Justin's a fuckin weenie fuck

by Megabackwood November 2, 2022

hot dog weenie

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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis

by who even cares about my name June 18, 2020