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Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.
Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."
by sethro57 January 16, 2024
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john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
by Lesll October 30, 2018
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walmart cheer

Welfare Nation
Annihilation
Litigation
Mutilation
Arbitration
Retaliation
Termination
Did you hear the Walmart cheer last night? I think it embodies everything the company represents.
by Nodnarb1 March 11, 2022
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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024
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Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.
1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.
by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025
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Walmart

walmart follows slavicnickolai OMG OMG
by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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