When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 31, 2024
A way of protecting those around us; If done well it is thoughtful, without ego and does not ruin the present moment ;
can be done in a way to control the lives of those around us causing great disharmony in their lives.
When used by the government it is almost always the latter.
can be done in a way to control the lives of those around us causing great disharmony in their lives.
When used by the government it is almost always the latter.
by CircusMagurkis May 02, 2020
by Brain54 October 02, 2015
by Julia June 29, 2004
When you are with your buddy and have a threesome. You dont want your nuts to tuch his so your wrap your legs and nuts in suran wrap and he dose the same thing so when you both are in the girls holes your nuts dont tuch one anothers.
by Dougsda1 June 27, 2017
Second Biggest national holiday, after blackout Wednesday. In which people take the day off from school, work, etc… to party all day and black out listening to their top artists & songs of the year.
Sorry Boss man, won’t have that presentation ready for you after all. Taking tomorrow off for Spotify Wrapped Day and to be honestly I’ll probably call in sick the following day from
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.
by Staff_Daddy November 30, 2023
by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022