Skip to main content

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
mugGet the Wisconsin Love Puddlemug.

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
mugGet the Wisconsin Cheese Logmug.

Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024
mugGet the Wisconsin Blowdryermug.

Wisconsin cheesestick

to shove a cheesestick up someones ass, jizz on it, and eat it.
by cooliggy427 June 26, 2025
mugGet the Wisconsin cheesestickmug.

Share this definition