who gives a fuck

not caring about the topic at hand

Brent: Hey that rust is called patina.

Eddie: Who gives a fuck....

by el deportante April 28, 2008

subjective guess who

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The only difference is that all questions must be subjective in nature. There should be no way to be 100% sure if you are elimating the correct people or not. No one ever really wins, but it is really fun.

Sample questions:
"Is, or has your person ever been, a librarian?"
"Is your person racist?"
"Is your person a member of a wine-of-the-month club?"
"Does your person own multiple cats?"

Examples of questions not allowed in subjective guess who:
"Does your person have a mustache?"
"Does your person have long hair?"

by adamfromurbana July 1, 2006

who cut the cheese

who farted

Jim-Bob:*farts*
John-Boy: *nose wrinkles* ew who cut the cheese?

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018

Who Raised You

A rhetorical question said by someone to somebody else who does dumb shit or to a person with no home training often pronounced with a southern accent and emphasized raised.

Mark you left the toilet seat up, who raised you?

by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

Who’s your Purple?

Purple is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you’ve put them through a lot.

“So who’s your purple?”, “you’re my purple Tehilla.”

by Aaron Merc April 13, 2023

look who's talking

A socially renowned response or comeback to a hypocrytical statement.

Emotional and sensitive person: 'You're really bad at taking jokes.'

Person: 'Look who's talking...'

*Crowd jeers at emotional and sensitive person after he gets shut down*

by Albeit July 1, 2008

who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020