Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.
In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.
Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.
Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.
Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.
Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.
by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

by Chelleybelleyy March 18, 2017

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week
guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
by bladewind April 17, 2013

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)
by Honeyandham June 26, 2018

by FistingMySister9000 May 8, 2020

"The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend" refers to the weekend before Labor Day 2024.
On a Minecraft server called PenguinCraft Season 8, there was a hacking scandal led by a player named "Krylc" who created a bunch of powerful illegal items and gave them to his team to enact revenge. They're main incentive for doing this was because an admin got caught giving Krylc cheats.
The issue escalated further when someone gave a player a book, the book of which activated the Minecraft command giving everyone server operator. However, while gathering information on the situation, Krylc doxed "Et3rnal's" real life house, turning his one day ban into an instant perma-ban.
In the PenguinCraft Season 8 YouTube series done by "RowletStack" there is a hint at the existence of this behind the scenes nightmare. In Episode 5 "The Deadly Game Part 1," The red text at the end of the episode reads "REST IN PEACE, POWER IS SOMETHING THEY WANTED BUT THEY WANTED IT TOO MUCH, 9/2/24." Hinting at the fact that something may have happened that day, but it not being directly shown. Before it was finally shown in Episode 10.
In the PenguinCraft community, the "The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend" is somewhat of a meme. As Krylc has been, a relatively untrustworthy and suspicious person since the beginning. So much so that anyone who helped kick them out of the community in one way or another, such as "Ibbygak," would end up getting a "Cry baby Destroyer Badge" as a token of appreciation.
On a Minecraft server called PenguinCraft Season 8, there was a hacking scandal led by a player named "Krylc" who created a bunch of powerful illegal items and gave them to his team to enact revenge. They're main incentive for doing this was because an admin got caught giving Krylc cheats.
The issue escalated further when someone gave a player a book, the book of which activated the Minecraft command giving everyone server operator. However, while gathering information on the situation, Krylc doxed "Et3rnal's" real life house, turning his one day ban into an instant perma-ban.
In the PenguinCraft Season 8 YouTube series done by "RowletStack" there is a hint at the existence of this behind the scenes nightmare. In Episode 5 "The Deadly Game Part 1," The red text at the end of the episode reads "REST IN PEACE, POWER IS SOMETHING THEY WANTED BUT THEY WANTED IT TOO MUCH, 9/2/24." Hinting at the fact that something may have happened that day, but it not being directly shown. Before it was finally shown in Episode 10.
In the PenguinCraft community, the "The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend" is somewhat of a meme. As Krylc has been, a relatively untrustworthy and suspicious person since the beginning. So much so that anyone who helped kick them out of the community in one way or another, such as "Ibbygak," would end up getting a "Cry baby Destroyer Badge" as a token of appreciation.
"Dude, you wanna know what intercontinental ballistic missiles remind me of? The Cry Baby Incident of Labor Day Weekend."
by Mor(e)peko February 25, 2025
