Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

Vampire Taco

When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.

"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"

by Moe Biggzly July 21, 2020

cutie vampire

A cute man who’s hairline requires a widow peak.

Wow, he is so good at soccer and is a cutie vampire.

by Cutievampire123 May 8, 2018

vampire flower

It is a character from pvz GW2 that is THE HOTTEST THING IN THE PVZ UNIVERSE.

Vampire flower is the hottest thing ever

by Super multi ball August 30, 2023

The Head Vampire

A vampire that replenishes it's unholy energy by sucking dick instead of sucking blood like a normal vampire.

"The Head Vampire? Like you're the king of all of the vampires?"

"No! I come to suck your dick!"

by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them

by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022

nazi vampire

What to call someone when they’re brutally bossy, racist, or just all and all bad, a great insult

Person 1 - “Man I can’t get my mom off my back.”
Person 2 - “Jeez, sounds like she’s a serious nazi vampire

by Just One Egg Yolk August 13, 2021