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Valentin

Valentin sucks he is the worst friend and boyfriend he doesnt talk to you wjen he is witg his friends but in snapchat he acts like nothing happened he is fake as fuck he thinks he is shit but he a snitch avoid Valentin
Girl 1:I like Valentin

Girl 2:Don't he is fake and a snitch
by Beat friens May 9, 2019
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Valentine's Day

A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009
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moonlight and valentino

an awesome, jazz, metal, hardcore, emo band. who kick ass, play normally around the nottinghamshire/ leicestershire area.
check them out, www.purevloume.com/moonlightandvalentino

or
www.moonlightandvalentino.co.uk
dude, like these guys totally rawk.
by Geoge April 10, 2005
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Pennsylabama Valentine

When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
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feliz dia de San Valentin

Hola mi amiga! feliz dia de San Valentin
by Prayrccw March 3, 2015
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Valentino

An ugly fucker who has long ass fingers and thinks he can dance. Valentino is lowkey gay but doesnt wanna admit it. He loves beyonce.
by CoochieSlapperrr March 6, 2019
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valentine's day

A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.

Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story

Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."

My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"

Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."

Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
by IneedAnameFoo February 24, 2006
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