The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
by timurbanlover November 24, 2010
When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.
Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"
by CHRIS .O August 25, 2008
Originally used to find meanings of everything (ex. Advanced, Cliche, Paranormal, Synopsis) but now a place where everybody dump their meanings for words.
Ex: Old UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1.
very unusual or remarkable.
"the extraordinary plumage of the male"
synonyms: remarkable, exceptional, amazing, astonishing, astounding, marvellous, wonderful, sensational, stunning, incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, spectacular; More
2.
(of a meeting) specially convened.
"an extraordinary session of the Congress"
Ex: New UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1. Something so awesome it makes you explode
"Man that gold is so extraordinary!"
2. A big fat piece of idiots.
"YOUR SO EXTORDINARY WHY DID I SPELL IT WRONG"
Ex: Old UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1.
very unusual or remarkable.
"the extraordinary plumage of the male"
synonyms: remarkable, exceptional, amazing, astonishing, astounding, marvellous, wonderful, sensational, stunning, incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, spectacular; More
2.
(of a meeting) specially convened.
"an extraordinary session of the Congress"
Ex: New UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1. Something so awesome it makes you explode
"Man that gold is so extraordinary!"
2. A big fat piece of idiots.
"YOUR SO EXTORDINARY WHY DID I SPELL IT WRONG"
Son: "I will learn the meaning of..... Irrelevant!"
*searches Irrelevant meaning*
Son: Yes, Urban Dictionary!
*Urban Dictionary's top meaning for Irrelevant*
1. Not needed and also a place to die lolololo
"Wait your Irrelevant <3"
*shows a bad pic*
Son: AAARGHHH
Dad: OMG SON YOU'RE GROUNDED
*searches Irrelevant meaning*
Son: Yes, Urban Dictionary!
*Urban Dictionary's top meaning for Irrelevant*
1. Not needed and also a place to die lolololo
"Wait your Irrelevant <3"
*shows a bad pic*
Son: AAARGHHH
Dad: OMG SON YOU'RE GROUNDED
by AAnAG December 28, 2016
When someone says a word should go on urban dictionary jokingly and some asshole steals their idea and puts said word on urban dictionary
Jeff: That's going on urban dictionary haha.
Thief: Haha yeah. (thinks to self) Holy shit he's right! Might have to become an urban thief tonight
Thief: Haha yeah. (thinks to self) Holy shit he's right! Might have to become an urban thief tonight
by Shroomyy August 17, 2010
A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.
In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.
In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.
John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*
by Quentin Pasternak July 31, 2006
by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 26, 2008
One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.
That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003