whats her twat

when you cant remember a girls name and only remember her only because you fucked her.

dan: dude who was that girl you fucked at the party.
jerry: oh... um... you talkin about whats her twat?

by 77ingchipmunks October 23, 2011

Posh Southern Twat

A (usually white) person of affluence from the south of England who is so tragically entrenched in the erroneous belief of their own superiority that they are incapable of expressing respect for their peers.

That person is turning their nose up at me for no apparent reason; they must be one of those posh southern twats.

by T-Reason May 31, 2018

twaat

mainly used for stanky bitches, bitches with fat hairy coochies, etc.

I broke up with her, cause she was a twaat.

by Jesse Capik November 22, 2004

twat bat

a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.

"im gonna fucking twat bat u"

by Onikage October 7, 2006

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

by Simonster June 11, 2006

Twatch

Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.

Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.

by LeTwatcher December 8, 2011

Cotton Twat

When you are getting ready for a hump fest and your sideways smile doesn't have any saliva, making insertion of erect penis into the pink taco very difficult and at times almost impossible.
(Similar to cotton mouth.)

"Get your face down there, this cotton twat isn't going to lube itself!"

by Catabby Rolanus November 6, 2003