twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner
by iamthelazerviking December 21, 2006
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two bits

"Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.

Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".

Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.

Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
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Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
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two backs

A woman with a very flat chest, such that it resembles her back. Only the nipples give it away.
The girl at the party was pretty, pity about her two backs.
by DesDDD September 24, 2007
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two-way

a sex toy that two people can use at the same time (ie a large dildo that has two sides for insertion)
kimmy and sandy use a two-way when they have sex
by &hearts pebbs &hearts December 17, 2005
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two spirited

The term "two-spirited" comes to us with a rich background of history and importance

In contemporary times, with the advent of lesbian and gay liberation, "two-spirited" means Aboriginal people who identify themselves as gay or lesbian

The terms "gay" and "lesbian" are European in origin, so the term "two-spirited" is preferred because it is more culturally relevant to Aboriginal lesbians and gay men

When Europeans came to Turtle Island they brought with them their religions, their values and their way of looking at the world. This adversely affected Aboriginal communities in many ways, including our sexual expression

Over time, we have come to believe that two-spirited First nations people are disgusting and perverse. We learn that before colonization that to be two-spirited was a gift, which had promise and potential. Two-spirited people were respected and honored; they were visionaries and healers in our communities. We have rediscovered that we continue to have a spiritual place in our world

Aboriginal culture is recognized for its emphasis on balance and harmony in all of creation. No one element, force or impulse dominates the others. The term two-spirited originates from the First nation's recognition of the traditions and sacredness of people who maintain a balance by housing both the male and female spirit

Some of our elders teach us that two-spirited people have a special place in our communities. We believe that two-spirited people have specific duties and responsibilities to perform. These include counseling, healing, being pipe carriers, visionaries (seers), and conducting oneself in accordance with our belief that respects all life

Based on historical evidence that comes from recorded material, out of ninety-nine tribes, there were references to Gay culture in eighty-eight of them, of which twenty made specific references to lesbianism. Among the Crow, for instance, two-spirited men were responsible for cutting down the tree which is used for the Sun Dance Ceremony

Coming together in the urban setting has allowed us to look at our sexuality from political perspectives, which allows us the re-empowerment of two-spirited people

Organizations such as 2-Spirited People of the 1st nations have been founded and give vitality to the vital role which two-spirited people have within Aboriginal communities. Through the decolonization process, we as two-spirited people are striving to reclaim our traditional positions within our nations and are taking our rightful place

Taken from: "Another Mother Tongue" edited by: Judy Grahn, Beacon Press,
Boston 1984
Fights Buffalo With Hands could feel his two spirited nature come to light when he saw Runs Fast Like Rabbit in the sweat lodge that night.
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Tassie Two

Founded by the one and only Captain Chess Dannan Williams. A Tassie two an abbreviation for a Tasmanian two is the act of having two cones in quick succession without a break.
Braiden: “Hey how was last night?”
Fred: “oh it was soo good. Just seshed with a couple of lads. Dannan did a Tassie two and greened the fuck out. So funny”

Braiden: “haha what a cooker”
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