#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important

OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter

by sixsidedman November 22, 2010

twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.

She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009

Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.

Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009

Twitterfaded

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated

After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.

by Walter Winters October 4, 2009

Twitter Hack

Noun. An excuse for in the case of getting caught sexting someone, regardless of medium (e.g. Twitter, cell phone, facebook, etc). Regardless of how you got caught, you can always claim you were hacked.

I didn't send that dirty picture of myself! I was Twitter Hacked!

by MrTouchdown November 14, 2011

twitterass

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)

"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."

by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011

Twitterbit

The clitoris. The love-button.

He opened wider my hairy slit,
And tongued my rigid twitterbit,
I moaned and jerked in ecstasy,
As he slowly sucked the spunk from me.

by windsostrange September 13, 2011