Trump

The little bit of poop that gets on your finger when it accidentally pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.

Do you have a toothpick handy? I have some trump stuck under my nail.

by BumpkinKing December 4, 2020

Trump

Loser, Irrelevant

Trump is a Loser. About as irrelevant as a snowcoat in a hottub.

by Donnie Jr November 11, 2020

Trump

A drama queen, sore loser, bitch, cock blocker

Say dawg, hook me up with that broad that works with you.
Nah, she ain't looking for a man.
Hey mane, stop acting like a Trump fam!

by DeadNGon3 November 8, 2020

Trump

Having to flush twice

Dude I thought I was done but woohoo, had a trump moment in the restroom

by Happy in Denver January 27, 2021

trump

A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.

"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."

by Pissflaps McNulty2 November 8, 2020

Trump

An exceptionally hot, noisy and smelly bowel movement that makes the bathroom unusable for at least half an hour.

Oh GOD. DO NOT go near the office bathroom until 3:00. The boss had chili yesterday and dropped a total Trump just now.

by Zoot666 November 20, 2020

Trump

A person (usually rich) best described by this emoji 💩

Your such a trump

by Jojojojojojojojokokoko June 3, 2018