Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
by Clarabella January 7, 2021
Get the Trump mug.Being emotionally stuck on one topic like President Trump during the election when he wanted to recount the votes
Guy 1: But why would you do that
Guy 2: leave it alone, it happened a week ago
Guy 1: ok.... but still why
Guy 2: Bruh why are you so Trumped on that
Guy 2: leave it alone, it happened a week ago
Guy 1: ok.... but still why
Guy 2: Bruh why are you so Trumped on that
by Zemby_7 February 1, 2021
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Get the Trump mug.Ex: The smell of the porta-johns Trumped the smell of the food trucks at the festival.
Ex : Becky wanted to stop for a donut, John Trumped her by laughing in her face and driving right by the donut shop, slowing down and then proceeding to a burger joint.
Ex : Becky wanted to stop for a donut, John Trumped her by laughing in her face and driving right by the donut shop, slowing down and then proceeding to a burger joint.
by JillyBim October 31, 2020
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