An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by white men with small penises.
Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..
by SHAD0WZOMBIE July 1, 2020
Get the Greed Truckmug. noun; a person of either gender that is a complete waste of space, does everything half assed, would screw over family members or best friends, doesn't care about their own children. Basically a piece of shit!
That trash truck T-Bone snitched on his own brother after his brother found out he fucked his old lady at his sons birthday party in the kids pool.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
Get the trash truckmug. by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019
Get the thanos truckmug. A dragon that rides in the back of your pick-up truck and smites thy enemies. Can be a noun or a verb.
Those nazi punks tried to fight us, so I had to release my truck dragon on them. They tis no more! They are now so wickedly smote bro!
by Hank Biscuits, LLC January 27, 2023
Get the Truck Dragonmug. by jacie handler May 5, 2018
Get the mail truckmug. A really big cunt: Male or female, a person who has to "one up" their "bitch" status, usually out of jealously and selfishness or the need for attention. A person who cannot be happy for someone else's happiness.
"Shelly was so jealous about her sister's trip to Hawaii, she wouldn't even take her to the airport. What a cunt truck!"
by OliveEweMuch June 15, 2021
Get the cunt truckmug. THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
Get the The Vac truckmug.