Tonka

When someone is or does something stupid you call them a tonka

"Hey davy you're a fucking tonka"

"Look at this tonka"

by JUBES June 30, 2014

Honky tonk

A very white person.

Look at the honky tonks taking their kids to soccer practice in their minivans.

by HobonamedRich April 7, 2017

Toska

Toska is an Albanian girl who is funny, loud but a bit odd. She is fun to hang out with but can be very stubborn at times. Toska loves to party, but she's also a nerd. During the day you’ll probably find her in the library and during the night she’ll be the life of the party at your local club.

"She's so fun"
"Yeah, that's Toska"

by user1997 July 20, 2020

tosk

(noun) a cheater

(verb) to cheat

Mike's such a tosk—he was totally counting cards!

Your boyfriend's tosking you.

by halbobal June 4, 2009

Honkey Tonk Encore

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.

(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

tonk

To strike with ones penis.

Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.

by Richard Platzman February 7, 2004

Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004