Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

tommy-jo

A chick who is extra, gay and extra gay.

Tommy-Jo is playing Minecraft, wearing an AC/DC shirt, looking extra.

by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020

Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018

Tommy Gunned

To be double crossed or back stabbed. Helping someone on the way to success thinking they did it themselves without help.

After two long years of showing Isaac the ropes, that some of a bitch Tommy Gunned me.

by DEFKON99 October 19, 2018

Tommi Lalli

Tommi Lalli is probably funniest man in the world, he can make the whole room laughing. Also super tall, and scary sometimes, but aren't we all a little bit scary..? Oh yeah and he's fcking good drummer, one of the best drummers in the world i bet.

Hey, Do you know this Man named Tommi Lalli?
No I don't..
If you don't follow him on instagram in five seconds..

by simpforbc November 23, 2021

tommy casanova

nigga stole my weed

That Tommy Casanova mutha fucka stole my bud

by CrackerAssMofo December 11, 2016

Hot Tommy

A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:

1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist

A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019