French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

Toaster Thot

A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.

Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot

by Desthomes September 17, 2019

Toaster Lover

A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)

"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon

by L31f Greane September 11, 2018

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

Toaster Horror

A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.

"This is such a toaster horror game, its been almost 10 minutes without a jumpscare."

by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024

Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.

Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin

by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018

razer toaster

razer is a fucking god for this.

THE NEW RAZER TOASTER, STARTING AT ONLY $999, 10X CHEAPER THAN THE NEW APPLE TOASTER AT 99999

OY MATE DID YOU SEE THE NEW RAZER TOASTER

by Terri101 October 8, 2023