by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022
When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
by WPftw December 26, 2019
Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.
by Whatthehellisbread March 03, 2023
When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum
by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021
When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 12, 2018
1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.
by Hybride February 20, 2005
Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
by Aimee February 05, 2005