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tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
mugGet the tree chopmug.

latte chop

*a white girl who is intoxicated
*a white girl who hits you while drinking her Starbucks coffee
definition 1:
Sarah: "Hey! Are you staring at that girl's butt?"
Darren: "What? No, of course not! I was just...looking at the street sign"
Sarah: *smacks Darren in the face*
Darren: "You totally just latte chopped me! What IS it with you white girls? So sensitive"

defintion 2:
Tiffany: "have you seen Sarah lately? I can't get a hold of her"
Darren: "She's constantly latte chopped. Don't be surprised if she doesn't return your calls."
by eufreaquiem December 22, 2014
mugGet the latte chopmug.

chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
mugGet the chopped steakmug.

California Chops

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
mugGet the California Chopsmug.

cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.
I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”
by john56boy March 25, 2023
mugGet the cheese choppedmug.

Chop Job

by smart geeza May 3, 2019
mugGet the Chop Jobmug.

chop suey

Sex with an Asian
They did a little chop suey
by Luddz April 15, 2015
mugGet the chop sueymug.

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