how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* April 19, 2016

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn October 21, 2015

angry screw

Angry screw is a shot of screwball whiskey and dropped into a glass of apple angry orchard

I would like an angry screw please

by Zmann December 18, 2021

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 03, 2019

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 02, 2017

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 05, 2024

screw bando

A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.

Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.

It’s always good business with Screw Bando.

by VouchForTx March 14, 2019