When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
by 12bdk May 3, 2016
Get the tainted squirrelmug. Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
by jeff detty February 4, 2009
Get the Goblin's Taintmug. The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.
Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming
Guy 1: oh shit
by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018
Get the Taint slidemug. The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012
Get the Hooker Taintmug. an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 19, 2010
Get the Bloody Taintmug. by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011
Get the Taint-Rapistmug. by Hood Rat 716 December 6, 2010
Get the Stankle Taintmug.