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Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Leaving Storybrooke

the series finale of the American fantasy-drama series Once Upon a Time. It is the twenty-second episode of the seventh season and the 155th and final episode overall.
TV Fanatic gave Leaving Storybrooke a 4.2 out of 5 stars.1 Justin Kirkland of Entertainment Weekly gave the episode a B−, noting: "Gather your tissues, kids, because this is the last chapter of Once Upon a Time
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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kill all and leave

A solution to all your problems
P1: This math problem is hard
P2: Just kill all and leave
by Faiahball October 14, 2022
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Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.
If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
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Leave and Ale

When one leave's an establishment whilst drinking, literally continuously out the door.
I.E. to leave and ale.... "I can't wait to Leave and Ale!" Exclaimed Michelle as she left the pool hall.
by NSS MO May 27, 2017
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Leave me alone

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?
by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023
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