Bloody Taint

an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.

He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.

by Manrizzle January 19, 2010

Taint-Rapist

Unwanted violation of the taint

A taint-rapist took me behind an ally and did strange unwanted things to my taint.

by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011

Stankle Taint

A gooch, grundle, or taint that is in dire need of a scrub down or a good soaping.

I did 94 squat thrusts in a row and i got the worst stankle taint!

by Hood Rat 716 December 6, 2010

Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

by ash0ka March 8, 2009

Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.

Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012