how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.

Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.

by dinomoo March 1, 2011

Screw

an appropriate word of the f word.

SCREW U BABY!!!

by long dicks December 5, 2019

Sternum screw

Also known as a "titty fuck", while the man thrusts between the woman's boobs he is grinds her chest (sternum).

I loved a good sternum screw. Her tits were so big and juicy.

by Gwuthie August 4, 2021

screw

it's just like sex, but with a different word

guy: hey let's screw!
girl: ok!
they went to the bedroom

by godEn0moto September 11, 2019

Screw

1:a Bolt

2:a way to say f**k you

1:
Mekanic:did you see a bolt?
Person:nope

2:
Guy1:SCREW YOU

Guy2:no u

by Alex113917314726371 March 26, 2022

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022