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rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.
Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.
by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017
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rusty wilson

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014
mugGet the rusty wilsonmug.

rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks
I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 29, 2017
mugGet the rusty buttcheeksmug.

Rusty Lyola

A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020
mugGet the Rusty Lyolamug.

Rusty chain

Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!
by Prince merkin November 12, 2018
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rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.
"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"
by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015
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Rusty Nixon

When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.
My girl was sassing me about how loud my bass is, so I gave that bitch a Rusty Nixon.
by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 25, 2017
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