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Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU
Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie
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Ratchet

Messed up and poorly put together. Messy looking things such as makeup, hair, and outfits. Often lay used on social media such as Twitter, YouTube, Vine, and Instagram. Maine people say they look ratchet but they actually look perfect. Some people are REALLY ratchet every day!
My hair looks so "ratchet" today! Ugh.
by Ratchetqueen March 16, 2015
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Captain save a ratchet hoe

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe
by Simple.people March 11, 2024
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Ratchet

The “Ratchet One”: a tasteless, classless person (most often a female at birth) who does vile and off color things on a frequent basis while still maintaining a deluded diva status in her own mind.

Often Exhibits:

-Attitude, temperamental, big mouth
-Nasty and mean

-Childish

-Rude and crude

-Obnoxious (loud)
-Butch & masculine but still embodies the most toxic traits of the feminine
-A whole ass disaster tbh

-Unruly and out of control

-Disrespectful

-Aggravating

-Deluded belief on how pretty they are
-Attention whores

-“Mean girl” behavior (spiteful, mean, cruel, manipulative, deceitful, vindictive) especially to other females

-Indirect or direct aggression

-Wanting to fight even though would get the shit kicked outa them
-Ugly inside and out

-Usually age really fast and become even more irrelevant

-Always has beef with other ratchet females
-Enjoys: starting beef, cause drama, be disrespectful, say nasty things about other ppl (often caught laughing with other ghetto bitches)
-Sadist

-Long nails, long eyelashes

-Sticks their tongue out, duckface

-Plastic surgeries: lip filler, face lifts, boobs

-Angry grunts and noises

-Trashy

-Messy

-No morals

-Calls people “bro”
-Steals

-Fake and selfish

-Manipulator
-Psychopathic narcissist

-Blame shifters
-No accountability
-Sexual predators
-Usually dumb asf, but might be street smart

-Posts alot of dumb, airbrushed photos on insta

-Rachet female aka: Jezebel

Avoid these "women" at all costs!!!!
You: *looks at a ratchet female*

Them: Boo, the fuck!
by Chris__Breezy December 24, 2023
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Ratchet

Mispronounced and misused form wretched. Usually directed at a person who is ghetto/unconventional.
Guy 1: That bih ratchet
Guy 2: Yeh I know dassow I likum.
by Falcogocrazy March 6, 2024
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Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.
It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
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Ratchet

Usually a girl who dresses trashy or hood
Becky is so ratchet
by Chilldrekt May 12, 2019
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