London

A town in Texas 20 miles north of Junction.

You thought London was in England? Darn retard, it's in Texas.

by Dixey Normus February 25, 2020

London-fishing

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout

Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...

by LeoTheLizard98 August 23, 2020

London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.

American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”

by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019

London

The capital city of England

I love London

by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018

London

gay

“oh my, they’re probably a London.”

by queefqueefdoodoofart February 1, 2021

London Creative

Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).

‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’

‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’

by wehatefuckboys February 23, 2025

London

The place to get stabbed at.

"Have you been to London yet?"
"Yeah, i got stabbed a couple of times."

by ItsLunar July 25, 2022