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Crow Mauler

The 'Crow Mauler' or 'Captain Rudimer' is a special enemy on the Indie videogame 'Fear & Hunger'. He is almost an optional enemy, he is also EXTREMELY dangerous. And it's almost guaranteed that you'll lose a few heads among your party members.

It can appear on places like 'The Mines', 'The Thicket', or also if you sleep in the 'Safe Bed' of level three. You will trigger a coin flip. Failing the coin flip will trigger an event where the 'Crow Mauler' will attack you, where you're forced to face him in a battle.
And if that happens... You're pretty much fucked.

Additional data: You're able to obtain a torn page, clearly torn from a book. And it tells you about the 'Crow Mauler'.

It says;

"Crow, crow, grow your horn.
Vile as snow in the Skårsberg massacre row.

Crow, crow, oh why you maul?
The meat is fresh and the blood still falls.

Crow, crow, are you there?
He is coming - With nothing to bare.

Crow, crow, behind you now.
Oh crow please reap - oh crow what I sow."
Crow Mauler:*An terrifying presence has entered the room.*

Le'garde: *Fucking banishes into Oblivion.*
by BeheadedLizard September 15, 2023
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crow fingers

Crow fingers is one of my special skills
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Crow

The bird of the death and chaos.
Creature
Ruling
Over the
World

The crows are a fearless (except with scarecrow but meh).If it doesn't likes you,it'll kill you and leave no evidence.
It's born to be evil and to rule the world.
The strongest of them is the Crow Lord.
Guy 1 : Hey , Billy ! This crow is looking at you intensely.
Guy 2 : DEREK ! I JUST DONT GIVE A F-
Guy 1 : Hey ,Billy ! It just ripped your head and arms off.
Guy 2 : ~
Guy 1 : Hey,Bill-

To be concluded*
by ItsTacoGuy December 10, 2017
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Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.
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Crows nest

I love it when Stephanie gives me head and licks my crows nest.
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Richard Crowe

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.
Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!
by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023
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Crow

A racist term used by few relating back to theJim Crow laws”.
by Da_realest_1 April 30, 2024
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