Grizzly Beard

A beard that is long and scruffy as hell kind of like the fur off a grizzly beard.

Bro 1: "Dude, shave, Movember is over"

Bro 2: "No I'm trying to grow a grizzly beard!"

by BeAnBeAn August 28, 2013

double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021

Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.

ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"

by DizBuddy September 21, 2009

beard fetish

when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way

Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish

by aprilshowersbringmayflowers June 5, 2017

Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

by Don Chavez February 9, 2015

Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011

beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012