The 10x hotter, prettier private school girls. These girl are the most popular and unlike king switty girl they not be 27 year old virgins.
by King shitty March 16, 2016

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.
my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.
by mCcloud April 10, 2008

someone who uses laxatives and likes to fuck... another phrase would be shitty shitty buzz buzz... someone use takes laxatives and always uses their vibrator
by chocolate August 14, 2004

Adj., said of one who has become quite inebriated with the aid of alcohol with perhaps other intoxicants, used most frequently when referring to alcohol alone
1Hello, Fr. McMillenfitzpatrickwilliam.
2Why hello there Little Johnny
1Get your hands offa me Fr., are you shitty face?
2Why hello there Little Johnny
1Get your hands offa me Fr., are you shitty face?
by Stew Pedasso November 4, 2003

When you get down with someone that hates you and you're on the financial hook for the next 18 years.
Well, I thought that because we met on a sperm donor website that it'd be better to just be real, but that sure was a shitty shitty bang bang.
by GISkev October 20, 2011

The shit that you buy.
The shit that nobody wants, but smokes it anyway.
The shit that's shit.
Shitty bud.
The shit that nobody wants, but smokes it anyway.
The shit that's shit.
Shitty bud.
Look in your bowl, now look at me, back at your bowl. You wish that I was in it, but I'm not. There's shitty bud in there and I'm the best of weeds.
by Nigga Tard December 30, 2011

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.
by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019
