Safety Scissors

can cut playtime's jumprope, 1st prize's wires, and idk more

I cut playtime's jumprope with safety scissors

by anonymous August 17, 2024

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

scissor froth

The frothy substance created when two overweight females scissor vigorously.

That scissor froth was so thick I could eat it with a spoon.

by Gingerbones January 23, 2018

Scissor Lyft

Want to chick picks up another chick on her motorcycle to give her a ride.

I can come by and give you a scissor Lyft too where you need to go.

by Abuchspics December 20, 2020

Scissor

1- Two slender blades attached together near the top on an axis, with two handles affixed to the top. Common uses include school projects, surgeries, and haircuts.

2- A search made by horny teenagers/adults that are trying to get wet by finding stories about lesbian sex.

1- Hey, hand me those scissors- I need to cut some paper.

2- *thinking* What search can I make that’s not restricted by my parents/spouse/myself? Aha, scissor!

by TheForgottenMystic November 9, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

gay scissoring

when 2 bottoms rub their holes together

Have you ever tried gay scissoring? Dylan is really into it

by cockkmuncher January 6, 2022