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help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig
taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no
by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021
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help

by assisting someone in need. if they need help, try assisting or helping them. helping is current tense of help. helped is the past tense of help.
"Help me do the laundry"
"Will you help me wipe the table?"
"HELP ME'
by stan twice ^^ December 28, 2021
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Deferred help

Deferred help: Filling a complaint but nothing is done at a later time.
After filing a complaint with eeoc for employment discrimination at work and a few months past they are done with the investigation.

Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…

Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!
by Maliit tt lalake yan April 5, 2022
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Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......
by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021
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Wait help

When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.
Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it
by Musicman182 November 15, 2021
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if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me
god if you find this then please help me

what
by Qurtyz November 17, 2021
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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
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