An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.
by Itsxbkvwzi Dax sfibcdd November 22, 2021

by Wakawakwaka November 29, 2021

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.
Do you know where to get the good stuff
I heard Gabe has some good stuff
No Gabe is a dumb ass.
Do you know where to get the good stuff
I heard Gabe has some good stuff
No Gabe is a dumb ass.
by oteroter December 8, 2018

by Jolly Muncher June 1, 2024

Generally seen as short, long hair, looks like a girl from behind, and has a crippling drug addiction. Also a bitchass motherfucker who likes underage girls.
by #1 Gabe Hater February 26, 2025

Bunker ting-tings love to play with fire, they will obsessively poke around in a campfire while wearing the face of someone who may or may not have psychopathic tendencies. They are very reclusive and may disappear without reason or explanation. They can be friendly and fun to be around at times, but then suddenly become sullen and silent, and may try to listen to music in the middle of a social gathering. His friends may or may not send obnoxious texts just to interrupt his musical repose.
by Not the girl you take home to September 24, 2021

A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.
by random definitions December 4, 2019
