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Gabe

An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.
That gabe fucked my dad and sister.
by Itsxbkvwzi Dax sfibcdd November 22, 2021
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Gabe

Gabe is a giant animal with a fat red head that is shaped as a tomato and likes to head butt people
Gabe expects his head going up your butt with tomato juice everywhere
by Wakawakwaka November 29, 2021
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Gabe

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.
A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

Do you know where to get the good stuff

I heard Gabe has some good stuff

No Gabe is a dumb ass.
by oteroter December 8, 2018
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Gabe's Green Thumb

Having the uncanny sexy ability to plant anything and bring it to life: Gabe’s Green Thumb
Wow, that seed is taking beautifully. You must have Gabe's Green Thumb.
by Jolly Muncher June 1, 2024
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Gabe

Generally seen as short, long hair, looks like a girl from behind, and has a crippling drug addiction. Also a bitchass motherfucker who likes underage girls.
John: Hey, what are you doing, Gabe?
Gabe: Going to smoke pot.
by #1 Gabe Hater February 26, 2025
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Bunker Ting-ting Gabe

Bunker ting-tings love to play with fire, they will obsessively poke around in a campfire while wearing the face of someone who may or may not have psychopathic tendencies. They are very reclusive and may disappear without reason or explanation. They can be friendly and fun to be around at times, but then suddenly become sullen and silent, and may try to listen to music in the middle of a social gathering. His friends may or may not send obnoxious texts just to interrupt his musical repose.
Having a Bunker ting-ting Gabe is necessary to have a good campfire
by Not the girl you take home to September 24, 2021
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Gabe

A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.
George: I want to be just like Gabe!
Aiden: Gabe is a whore.
by random definitions December 4, 2019
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