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sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.
Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."
by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015
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Oklahoma Oil Field

When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background
Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out
by J-Rad Wisnizzle May 21, 2023
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Magic on the Rice Fields

A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"
by Anush June 18, 2020
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Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something
“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal
by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017
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Right Field Day

March 31 is RIGHT FIELD DAY share this with a person that plays right field.
by The fake right field October 5, 2021
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Calista Grace Fields

The cutest cutie of all cuties. total 27/10.
by fcwa October 19, 2019
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