When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.
by Freakie14 May 1, 2022

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022

by Bomb Boy 5893 February 3, 2022

by Bil Dilfson November 20, 2022

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023

Out of all other high schools, you chose the shittiest one. First of all, if you want to do football, basketball, baseball, or any sport. Know that all coaches have complete bias on who they want on their team. Especially baseball, when parents PAID the coach for their kids to be on the team. So to put this simply, don’t play Pine Creek sports.
Education really isn’t that great either, unless if you have a great teacher. A lot of kids vape in the bathrooms, and now thanks to them, we have a fucking e-hall pass. And to put it all in one sentence, Pine Creek is full of untalented rich kids and pick-me white girls. Have fun.
Education really isn’t that great either, unless if you have a great teacher. A lot of kids vape in the bathrooms, and now thanks to them, we have a fucking e-hall pass. And to put it all in one sentence, Pine Creek is full of untalented rich kids and pick-me white girls. Have fun.
by Assassandass January 16, 2023

Yo, you creeking this weekend?
by Creeksquad January 18, 2021
