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Canadian casserole

A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
by Tipsybeaver August 8, 2019
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canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
by 404handle July 28, 2016
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Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023
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Canadian Thanksgiving

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
by mentalkid123 August 5, 2017
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canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.
by D Kep November 25, 2016
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Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.
Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!
by Kawibadger September 24, 2020
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Canadian Taliban

Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.
The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.
by Milfsrus April 25, 2019
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