canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody

Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018

Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

canadian prepper

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.

BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.

by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023

Canadian Firework

Another word for squirting coming after moving up and down on the 🍆

"Omg, I just saw chads Canadian firework"
"Eww Jessica, I didn't need to know that"

by iamwhouthinkiam July 24, 2023