Brandon is the messiah
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
Get the Brandon mug.An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt
Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
by Whitted November 15, 2017
Get the Brandon mug.Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single
Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
he is probably in a Jewish sex cult
But tries to hide it.
But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
Get the Brandon mug.he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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