didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.

bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Asks,sslall

Did you have a fucking stroke?

Me: how u doing?
Grandma: Asks,sslall
Me: r/ihadastroke-

by PseudonymNameThingy April 18, 2020

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

Who asked

The most unoriginal shit someone can say

A: "Millions of people died at the holocaust"
B: "Who asked?"
A: "Shut your bubblegum dum dum looking ass wannabe filthy bitch".

by Itsyoboimilo February 27, 2024

Did I ask

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.

Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.

- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

National ask out crush day

june 23, national ask out your crush out day! maybe they’ll even say yes to you, go get em!

hey! it’s national ask out crush day, have you asked your crush out yet, i think he likes you!

by your main hoe g June 23, 2020

National ask for nudes day

November 7th Is the day to ask out someone your comfortable with for nudes.
Boyfriend, friend, etc

Hey friend, it's November 7th, national ask for nudes day.

by Anonymous decriptionator November 6, 2020